Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Some People Take Smoke Breaks, I Take Stitch Breaks.

There's nothing like waking up to a comment on a post that sets out to mess up your whole day.  It's a weird world we live in that the internet holds that kind of power over us, that now we care about what some rando has to say about what we have to say.  I'm not that old.  But I do remember "life before Facebook" and it is still weird to me that I care.

Long story short, some twatty little troll called me ugly to a point that I am too ugly to even be harassed, in so many words.  To quote him exactly would require me to repost the video I commented on, and eh.  But John destroyed him in the comments.  Did we take the high road?  Nope.  But did it feel good to let that jackass have it?  Absolutely.  And, it's awesome that my dude doesn't let people treat me like garbage. 

Sure, I am over 30 and chubby, but I mean, I am a solid 7, 8 if I try.  And I mean, I am blisteringly cool to at least 3 people. So why should I give a damn what some skinny, pale, neckbeard thinks?  I looked at his pictures and he is no prize and absolutely single for several reasons.  But his words echoed in my head for most of the morning.  Life's been rough lately and naturally it decided to send a little bastard to kick me in the shins while I'm already limping.  Thanks, dick.

So what does all my whining about internet trolls on a quilting blog have to do with quilting?


Binding while pissed off goes fast.  And you get to stab something 3,000 (ish) times.  But most of all, as much as I bitch about handwork, it's very calming.  It never ceases to amaze me how much calmer I feel after even a 15 minute break at the office to stitch something.  It doesn't seem to matter how stressful a meeting was, or how annoyed I am by people, or how mad I am at the internet.  A little stitch time goes a long way. 

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Do you feel judged? I feel judged.

Here is just a quick post to ask WTF IS THIS FABRIC.

Quilt Gate "Dear Little World"  

I already have the Nutrition Facts, Weight Watchers, and my big ol' butt o tell me all about calories and how I eat too many of them :3  

Sure, this would make a cute band on a dishtowel, but...get out of my face with that judgy "Danger" on my donuts, bish. 

Sunday, February 18, 2018

Sunday Stash: eQuilter Order

It's been a rough goddamn week.  It started with the transmission dying in the Jeep on the freeway, continued with some pretty crazy coordination issues throughout the week that just about made me want to pull my hair out (and it's crazy short now...pixie cut for the win).  I swear to God, there isn't enough of me to go around sometimes...I need a clone.  If Elon Musk could put more energy into THAT instead of launching cars into space that would be friggin' ducky.  I'm not hatin' on Mr. Musk and his space stunts.  I watched the launch.  It was AMAZING.  But uh.  I'm gonna need that clone.  

But I needed a little retail therapy before I did indeed pull my hair out...which means I bought sweet, sweet fabric.  It isn't here yet, so pictures from the *~iNtErWeBz~* will have to do for now. 

So what sick picks did I end up with?  SO GLAD YOU ASKED.  

 Birds of Liberty - Oregon, by Darlene Zimmerman for Robert Kaufman.  For you non-Oregonians, that's a Western Meadowlark.

 Elizakitten Era by Alexander Henry.  I am NOT a cat person, but I do love some medieval, renaissance, and Elizabethan era history.  So of course this is GREAT.  I only got half a yard.  I will probably regret that. 

 Encyclopedia Galactica by Studio 1500 for Andover Fabrics.  Just because a girl talked some smack about launching a car into space doesn't mean she can't buy some space shit. 

Haunted House - Heart of Darkness by DeLeon Design Group at Alexander Henry.  Obviously this is glorious and I probably didn't buy enough.  Reminded me of From the Cradle to Enslave (Uh, if metal isn't your thing...don't click that.  Trust me. But if you do, it's the censored version because reasons)

 Tale of the Dragon by DeLeon Designs by Alexander Henry.  I love me some dragons.  I don't know what I will do with this yet but obviously it is badass. 

Aaaaaand my favorite.  TERROR OF THE DEEP from Natural Instincts, David Textiles.  I have been collecting toothy shark fabric for some time now as I find it because I need a quilt specifically to watch Shark week under. No, I am not kidding.  This will be the centerpiece.  CHOMP CHOMP MF.

I seriously cannot wait until these come in.  USPS needs to hurry tf up!

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Product Review: Quilter's Touch Machingers Free Motion Quilting Gloves

Free motion quilters are always looking for ways to make to process easier, and for those working on a domestic machine, a good tactile grip is critical.  There are tons of products out on the market,  and this is one - Machingers by Quilter's Touch


Specs

  • White gloves with grippy material starting at the fingertip and ending just past the top knuckle
  • Synthetic material
  • Sizes XS-XL
  • $8.95
Pros
  • The grippy material doesn't wear down quickly
  • Good variety of sizes...many only go from Small to Large
  • The material, despite being synthetic, is very breatheable
Cons
  • There is no grippy material on the palms anywhere.  For me, the gloves tend to slide on my palms between my skin and the quilt which is irritating over long periods of quilting...not only because of the lack of grip, but the friction makes my skin mad. 
  • The grippy areas show dirt big time being white.  We don't think of fabric as being dirty, but these gloves pick up whatever dirt there is plus skin oils plus lint and over a fairly short time the end get beige.  Gross.  
  • For me, none of the sizes fit right.  I have broad palms and short wide fingers.  The L was too tight in the palm but just right for my fingers.  The XL was perfect for my palms, but the fingers were too long.  But then again I have weird little sausage hands and I cannot fault the product for that at all.  
Conclusion
★★☆☆☆
To be honest, I only go for these in a pinch when I can't find my preferred quilting gloves, which - SPOILER ALERT/QUILT HACK - are a $3 pair of gardening gloves from Fred Meyer's.  The grippy material is all over the surface of the palm and fingers and fits snugly enough that it doesn't slide on me.  $3 compared to $8.95?  No contest.  If you tend to use your fingertips when quilting versus a flat palm, then these will be great for you.  If not, then you're better off saving the $5. 

Monday, February 12, 2018

WIP: Grandma's Kitchen

I love me a good quilt along.  I need more projects like I need a hole in the head, but I suppose I could be addicted to meth instead of quilting so it's all about perspective, I guess.

What I love about quilt alongs is that they're generally very manageable in terms of time spent per segment and in total, and don't generally have huge fabric commitments either.  I'm not knocking Bonnie Hunter, her mystery quilts are fantastic and a lot of fun, but I am not usually looking to make 400 some odd flying geese in one week followed by like 200 square in a squares the next.  One or two blocks is fine for me, and it is yet another way for me to play with my scraps.

So Pat Sloan offers quilt alongs on a pretty regular basis, which I didn't know until I joined a Facebook group and someone posted about it.  So I started Grandma's Kitchen VERY late...like, in the last month.  Mom had been asking about the Bonnie Hunter mystery quilt I did and seemed interested in doing something like that, but definitely didn't have time for 5 million flying geese. So I told her about Grandma's Kitchen, and we decided to do it together in our own styles.

She decided to use a springy Fig Tree fat quarter pack and one of Fig Tree's solids for her background, following the program's fabric requirements.  As usual I am not known for following instructions very well, and I decided to do mine all scrappy and in fall colors from my pit o'scraps. I don't have a picture of her blocks yet, but here's mine from earlier tonight.


I am using whites, creams, and tans for backgrounds, and fall colors plus dusty blue and plum and minus green.  After this picture was taken, I finished one more.  She will be somewhat annoyed to know I have gone ahead of her by three blocks, lol.  Pat just started a new one that I think is two blocks in...thinking I might jump in!

But there's something else cool about this quilt along.  It's called Grandma's Kitchen for a reason - it was inspired by her grandma and her memories of her.  I am fresh out of grandmas (applications accepted)...my Grandma Bowden passed in 2003, and Grandma Henderson passed in 2014.  I don't have them anymore, but I do have memories.  Each block is a theme around which people shared their memories.  Here are some of mine, in order from left to right.

Top Row, Block 1: The Kitchen Table
Lots of stuff happened around my grandmas' kitchen tables.  With Grandma Bowden, I would sit with her while she chain smoked and watched golf and we'd play Rummy for hours.  I feel like I should remember how to play Rummy, but I sure as shit don't.  Then with Grandma Henderson, we'd sit and talk, eat orange danishes, and she would play go fish with my brother and I...later she taught us how to play blackjack and hearts.  Lots of card games at grandma's kitchen table. 

Top Row, Block 2: Sticky Buns
This block is all about the made-with-love foods grandmas make.  To be honest, I don't remember the foods Grandma Bowden made...I don't recall much other than the great porkchop incident.  But she did a LOT of canning and had a fantastic backyard with several fruit trees, strawberries, grapes, tomatoes, and blackberries.  Great Grandma Bowden made some mean peanut brittle and sweet rolls.  Grandma Henderson made all kinds of goodies, on account the woman loved chocolate.  The best fudge on Earth came from her house.  Chocolate cookies.  Angel dessert. 

Top Row, Block 3: Key Holder
This block is all about the special places grandmas keep their keys.  Seems like they all have a funky bowl for keys in the kitchen.  Mine had a wooden key box near the garage door, where grandpa labeled every single hook.

Top Row, Block 4: Half a Modern
This block was about the contrast between Pat's two grandmas - one was all about having modern, up-to-date appliances, and the other didn't go for those things.  Mine were both fairly traditional, but I suppose Grandma Bowden was more practical and less sentimental about the stuff she kept.  Grandma Henderson was a curator of family things - she used my great grandmother's cookie press, kept her little bean pots, and little things like that. 

Top Row, Block 5: Glasses and Cups
Grandmas seem to have odd glasses that they have had since the dawn of time.  I remember Grandma Bowden had these huge, amber colored glasses.  I have a few of them now.  The bottoms are all scratched where they have been stirred for years and years.  They're great because they're so oversized.  Grandma Henderson had these funky, blue juice glasses that I always thought were so fancy because they were like chubby wine glasses.  She also had these pretty black and gold Japanese themed glasses...she used to use the shot glass to take her pills.

Middle Row, Block 1: Wash Day
I was very rarely around when it came to wash day at my grandmas'.  We lived out of state, so we only ever came over for vacation.  She might do a load of laundry here or there, but nothing massive.  Grandma Henderson I remember occasionally dried things out on the line in nice weather, but that's it.

Middle Row, Block 2: Oh My Stars!
Grandma's and their euphemisms around kids...they're great.  Grandma Bowden didn't exactly hold back on the swears, but Grandma Henderson tried.  I didn't hear her eve say shit until I was a teenager, and she looked around before she let it fly.  I do remember her saying that someone didn't know shit from shineola once.  She also said crapola quite a bit.  She had a thing for the -ola suffix.   

Middle Row, Block 3:  Grandma's Apron
Neither Grandma wore aprons that I can recall, so...I have nothing to say here.

Middle Row, Block 4:  Kitchen Window
Both grandmas had their sinks under a window, but their houses were quite different.  Grandma Henderson had a one story house, with a view into a small, but very green backyard.  There was a thermometer outside the window, and the view was stopped by some very tall arbor vitae.  Grandma Bowden had a two story house that, because the area they lived in was an addition, was oddly arranged.  The kitchen window looked out right over the neighbor's roof and into their backyard.  It made for good people watching...the neighbors were weird folks that the local PD probably knew by name. 

Middle Row, Block 5:  Recipe Box
SO much of their cooking came from their memory!  I don't think Grandma Bowden had a recipe book or box...she, to my awareness, did most if not all by memory.  Which I think is why we can't find the recipe for her lemon cake or stuffing.  Grandma Henderson also did a ton from memory, but kept a little, bright yellow index card box for recipes she clipped from magazines or got from friends. 

Last Row, Block 1: Peppermint Swirls
This is about the candy dishes ad candies grandmas keep.  Grandma Bowden had a pretty, purple mercury glass jar she always had chocolate coated peanuts in.  I loved to raid that thing!  Grandma Henderson didn't keep a whole lot of candies, but she would always get our favorite breakfast stuff. 

Last Row, Block 2: Kitchen Door
Grandma Bowden didn't have a kitchen door, on account that it was on the second floor; the deck was off the dining area.  Neither did Grandma Henderson...the way the house was arranged, the back door was off the dining area, and the "kitchen door" was off the laundry room. 


Thursday, February 8, 2018

Product Review: Hamilton Beach Durathon Nonstick Iron

After blowing through TWO Rowenta irons in 2017, I decided to change it up and try a different brand.  Problem?  I am iron picky because of course I am.  Really, the issue is that most of the irons within the budget I am willing to allot for an iron are annoyingly light.  I like irons to have some heft to them.  It doesn't need to be cast iron or anything, but I like it to feel like it actually has the weight for a decent press.  Bought a Sunbeam. Decent iron, but light AF.  The the iron died at the shop and was replaced with a Hamilton Beach.  

Hamilton Beach.  I think my food processor is from them.  

But I liked it enough after using it at the shop that I bought one to replace my Rowenta.  


Specs
  • Steam/no steam
  • 10oz tank
  • Electronic controls
  • Retractable cord
  • Non-stick plate
  • Self-cleaning
  • Anti-drip
  • $39.99 at Bed, Bath and Beyond
Pros
  • Has a good weight to it.  
  • Retractable cord is nice to prevent tripping hazards
  • Heats quickly and uniformly
Cons
  • On the steam on setting, it depletes the water supply quickly whether actively in use or not; if it's sitting on, then it is depleting water.  I have to refill this sucker a LOT because I use steam all the time.
  • Despite the anti-drip...it drips some.  But it's not consistent, so it might just be MY iron and not a universal issue.  
Conclusion
★★★☆☆
Really, more like three and a half.  The only real detractor for me here is how fast the water tank depletes.  Some of my cheaper irons with smaller tanks had their supply last longer.  But this is a good, solid iron and the price point I think is appropriate for what you're getting.  If this iron lasts longer than the Rowentas did, I might bump it to four stars, but longevity remains to be seen.  

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

Willamette Valley Quilt Festival Recap

This is gonna be a long one. 

So y'all are in for a treat.  If you didn't get to go to the Willamette Valley Quilt Festival, you get a little peek at the fun!  

The Basics
When: February 2-3, 2018
Where: Linn County Fairgrounds in Albany, Oregon
What can I say?  Great venue and a great turnout, especially for the first year of the event. 

Shameless Self Promotion


Check. It. Out. 

Naturally my questionable picture taking abilities makes it look a little shit, but I am very happy with how it turned out.  We always need bright colors in the grey Oregon winter, though happily the weather held up during set up and breakdown time! Basically, victory was mine.





I really like this one, so it got its own picture. It's my original design, and I have a pattern written for it, just not PDFed yet.  

The Show
I only had time to snap a few pictures of the walkway we were in at the very beginning of Day 1.  We got very busy, very fast, so it ever occurred to me to take more.  



Here's what strikes me here.  LOOK AT HOW SHINY THOSE FLOORS ARE.  Would you even believe that last weekend there were a bunch of hot rods in there?  They keep it up impressively well.  Our State Fairgrounds could learn a thing or two on facility upkeep from Linn County.

My Picks
There were a TON of quilts.  Way more than I ever expected for the first year of a show, and it was impressive.  They were all so different but all just magnificent.  I really, really wish I had time to get pictures of them all.  What follows are my favorites from the Quilt Walk.  I tried very hard to get the names of the quilters and their long arm quilters (if applicable) in all cases so appropriate credit could go to them for their work.  

 Celestial Dragon by Jan Bressler, Shirley Scott, and Lou Schafer. Quilted by Nancy Stovall.  

 Clam Clam by Shari Stewart.  Quilted by Lisa Taylor.

Creatures Great and Small by Debbie Garvin. 

 Creatures Great and Small by Debbie Garvin, detail.


 Gypsy Wife by Ginger Cadwell. 

  Gypsy Wife by Ginger Cadwell, detail.

 Happy Daze by Cindi Nofzinger.  

 Howdy by Dot Rohner.  Quilted by Janis Workman. 

R&R Bound by Judy Clay.  Quilted by Sharon Sauser.  I wish I took a picture of the full quilt; I thought I had, but I guess not.  I really loved the spiderweb quilting over the scrappy, non-Halloween blocks!

Rumely, m'Boy by Bett Kearl.

 Xaviar's Dragon by Cindy Bridges.  Quilted by Barb Schoonover.

Xaviar's Dragon by Cindy Bridges.  Quilted by Barb Schoonover, detail,

Quilter's Gnomes by Elnora Dyer.  This won Viewer's Choice, and made me chuckle.  So cute!

 Quilter's Gnomes by Elnora Dyer. Detail. 

Now for my very, very favorite!
Village by Sharon Hoyer.  Quilted by Jean McDaniels.  

Village by Sharon Hoyer.  Quilted by Jean McDaniels.  Detail.  It's a little hard to see, but the background is actually a green/white polka dot, which of course I LOVE.  Many of the prints in the appliques are Kaffe Fasset/Collective prints.  

 Village by Sharon Hoyer.  Quilted by Jean McDaniels.  Detail.

Village by Sharon Hoyer.  Quilted by Jean McDaniels.  Detail. 

 Village by Sharon Hoyer.  Quilted by Jean McDaniels.  Detail.

I definitely walked out of the show inspired and ready to sew.  They will be doing this again next year, and I can't wait to be a part of it again!

Sunday, February 4, 2018

Stash Sunday - Quilt Show Goodies

What. A. Weekend.  I'll have a post up later this week about the show itself, but I am spent.  It was a great first year and I can't wait to see how it grows next year!

But in between the bursts of activity, I got to wander and shop a little.  Our buddy Diane at the Ladies of Liberty shop in Independence was our neighboring booth, and John discovered a real interest in Civil War reproduction quilts.  Who friggin' knew?  Not my style at all, but it was cool that he found something there that he just organically took interest in and liked.  So he was eyeballing some pieces that I could make up for him. 

We ended up bringing these babies home...two stacks of half yards from Andover, Windham, and Moda.  I can't see the lines all these are from, so sorry about that. 



He wants a traditional quilt, so that's going to really break me out of my bubble.  I do a lot with brights and funky fabrics and weird blocks so...yeah.  This will be a departure for me but since he picked the fabrics I know he will like it. 

So then I got to do a little shopping for me.  The Soujourn Collection was there, which I always enjoy her booth.  I picked up these lovely Malka Dubrawsky fat quarters, and one random fat quarter I just happened to like. 


Now THAT'S more up my alley.  I wish the picture could do these justice, the gold grid on the right just glows.  Rarely do I know exactly what I want to do with the fabrics I buy because I HAVE TO HAVE THEM, but these I do.  I use the Elisa's Backporch Designs circle template quite a bit, and these are just begging to be circle blocks. 

With the show done, I can relax a little and get some sewing-for-fun done.  I can't wait!

Thursday, February 1, 2018

Product Review: Galaxy Notions Electric Seam Ripper

No one likes to rip out stitches.  I mean, not that any of us ever do *WINK*.  But yeah...ripping out stitches is like insult to injury.  Already annoying to mess up, double annoying to pick out stitches.  So Galaxy Notions thought it might be cool to expedite that process with an electric seam ripper.  Naturally, I scoffed because those damn kids just make everything electric nowadays (and won't get off my lawn).  BUT IT'S ELECTRIC AND SHINY AND PURPLE AND SPEEDY SO I HAD TO TRY IT.  Natch.

Specs

  • Small, hand held trimmer about 5" long
  • 1 AA battery
  • Prices vary - $19.99-$24.99 

Pros

  • Small, so would fit easily in most sewing kits for home or classes
  • Strong battery life
  • Does take out seams quickly
Cons
  • It's basically a travel size hair trimmer.  Wahl, the hair trimmer company, makes the same thing, and for less
  • Unless you have a seam with lots of threads (backstitching or serger seams) this isn't really THAT much of a timesaver if you know the tricks with a regular seam ripper. 
Conclusion
★★★☆☆
Not a bad little piece of equipment if you're into gizmos.  I'm not a gizmo girl so this isn't my cuppa, hence three stars.  But if you like gizmos, then this is a good one to look into

Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Glitz. Glamour. Fat Quarters.

Show set up is tomorrow.  Already.  Remember that?  Weeks back I wrote about doing a booth at the Willamette Valley Quilt Festival.  Whelp, it's this weekend and due to the hospital trips, I found myself a full week behind.

If anyone tells you that the quilt shop and quilt show life is glitzy and glamorous, they are lying.  It is is a lot of work.  Very little comes packaged like that on it's own.  Someone's gotta do it.  That someone is me.  I have spent the last several days piecing, quilting, binding, folding and packaging like a madwoman. Madder woman. 

Don't believe me?  This was my desk today.  Not shop, office.  Lunch break.



I should have grabbed a banana for scale.  That is 148 fat quarters.  148.  I am insane. 

But the fun part about folding and folding and folding and folding is that you get to look at fabrics you haven't really paid close attention to before, or that you really love.

Like, I LOVE this.  Obviously. And this picture super sucks because that light peachy color is actually a really bright orangey melon that looks amazing.  Also, I love gorillas. 

And this one?
WHY DO THESE SHEEP HAVE PEOPLE FACES?!  Creepy, and not in a fun way.  I tell you what, I'm not sleeping a wink with sheep with people faces.  

I ended up folding all 148 fat quarters in haf an hour flat.  Yes, I counted, yes I kept time.  Maybe not like, the most scientific way, but you know.  I was curious.  I also chugged a fruit cup ("lunch"), so I mean, #unstoppablesexappeal #blisteringlycool #cleaneating

Nevermind that fruit cup was followed later in the day by allllllllllll the quesadillas.  But hey.    I may be running on caffeine and a dream, but I got there.  The fat quarters are done and I am officially show ready.  See you at the show!